Bottled Blonde Logo - Pizzeria + Beer Garden + Nightlife

HOUSTON

Pepperoni Pizza Rolls
Starters
House Salad
Insalatas
Chicken Panini
Sandwiches
Rigatoni A La Vodka
Pasta
Sausage Pizza
Pizza
Brownie Dessert
Dessert
Brunch Omlette
Brunch
Specialty Cocktails
Drinks

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STARTERS

PIZZA

10″ WITH BLEND OF MOZZARELLA AND PROVOLONE

Ask your server about our pizza of the month!

INSALATAS

MAKE INTO A WRAP +2  |  ADD: CHICKEN +5

SANDWICHES

SERVED WITH HOUSE-MADE FRIES OR SIMPLE SALAD

PASTA

DESSERT

  • CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE 11

    House-made 6 inch cookie, Vanilla ice cream, Chocolate ganache, Shaved dark chocolate

BRUNCH

11AM-3PM • Sat & Sun  |  Available sides: seasonal fruit salad or house breakfast potatoes

  • BREAKFAST SANDWICH 14

    Ham, Bacon, Egg, Sharp American Cheese, Tomato, Basil Pesto, Hash Browns, Seasonal Fruit

  • THE CLASSIC* 14

    Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Eggs any way, Hash Browns, Seasonal Fruit, English Muffin

  • BUTTERFINGER FRENCH TOAST 12

    Vanilla Bean Whip Cream, Butterfinger, Texas Toast, Nutella Cream Cheese

  • HAM & CHEESE* 13

    Black Forest Ham, Sharp American Cheese, Hash Browns, Fruit

  • BREAKFAST BURRITO* 13

    Bacon, Egg, Hash Brown, Cream Cheese, Jalapeño Jam

GF= GLUTEN FREE V= VEGAN

*Items are cooked to order and may be served raw or undercooked with raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

LARGE FORMAT

  • MIMOSA TOWER 65

    3 Bottles of Champagne • Choice of juice

  • SUPER TUBE BEER TOWER 75/85

    112oz. | Domestic 55 • Import 65

  • MOJITO TOWER 75

    Rum, Lime Juice, Demerara Syrup, Mint, Club Soda

  • MEGA MULE 75

    Flavor Options (Effen Vodka, Effen Orange, Effen Cucumber, Effen Black Cherry), Lime Juice, Mint, Demerara Syrup, Fever Tree Ginger Beer

  • MARGARITA TOWER 75

    Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Demerara Syrup, Sweet and Sour

  • BELLINI BUCKET 75

    1.5 Liter Segura Viudas Brut, 4 Purée Flavors: Peach, Strawberry, Kiwi, Passionfruit | Additional Bottle +$75

  • BLUE BOY TOWER 75

    Deep Eddy Lemon, Blueberry Red Bull, Club Soda

WINE

  • BAROSSA VALLEY 12/44

    Cabernet • Barrosa, AU

  • WENTE SANDSTONE 14/50

    Merlot • Livermore Valley, CA

  • BROWNE HERITAGE 12/44

    Pinot Noir • Willamette Valley, OR

  • OYSTER BAY 14/57

    Sauvignon Blanc • Marlborough, NZ

  • LANDMARK 15/57

    Chardonnay • Sonoma, CA

  • MEZZACORONA 22/44

    Pinot Grigio • Trentino, ITA

  • WHISPERING ANGEL 14/54

    Rosé • Paso Robles, CA

  • THE PALM 11/50

    BY WHISPERING ANGEL • Rosé • Paso Robles, CA

  • JOSH CELLARS 14/54

    Rosé • Sonoma, CA

  • JUGGERNAUT 15/57

    Hillside Cabernet • Clarksville, CA

DRAFT AND CRAFT

Domestic

  • BUD LIGHT 6

    Light Pale Lager, 4.2% ABV | Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO • Brewed using a blend of premium aroma hop varieties

  • MICHELOB ULTRA LIGHT 7

    Light Lager, 4.2% ABV, 19 IBU • Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO

  • SHOCK TOP 7

    Belgian White, 5.2% ABV, 10 IBU • Shock Top Brewing Co. , St. Louis, MO

Craft & Imports

  • DOS EQUIS 7

    Mex Pale Lager, 4.2% ABV, 10 IBU • Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma Brewery, MEX

  • CORONA PREMIER 7

    Pale Lager, 4.0% ABV, 7 IBU • Grupo Modelo, MEX

  • MODELO ESPECIAL 7

    Mex Lager, 4.4% ABV, 18 IBU • Mexico City, MEX

  • PACIFICO CLARA 7

    Pale Lager, 4.5% ABV • Groupo Modelo, MEX

  • STELLA ARTOIS 7

    Euro Pale Lager, 5.0% ABV, 30 IBU • Stella Artois, BEL

  • YEUNGLING 7

    American Amber/Red, 4.5% ABV, 16 IBU • D. G. Yuengling & Son, Pottsville, PA

  • ANGRY ORCHARD 8

    Hard Apple Cider, 4% ABV • Angry Orchard, Walden, NY

  • GUINNESS 8

    Irish Dry Stout, 4.2 % ABV, 45 IBU • Dublin, IE

  • NEW BELGIUM VOODOO JUICY HAZE 8

    IPA, 7.5% ABV, 42 IBU • New Belgium Brewing Co., Fort Collins, CO

  • LAGUNITAS 9

    India Pale Ale, 6.2% ABV, 51.5 IBU • Petaluma, CA

LOCAL CRAFT

  • LIVE OAK HEFEWEIZEN 7

    Hefeweizen, 5.3% ABV, 10 IBU • Live Oak Brewing Co., Austin, TX

  • KARBACH HOPADILLO IPA 7

    India Pale Ale, 6.6% ABV, 65 IBU • Karbach Brewing Co., Houston, TX

  • KARBACH LOVE STREET 7

    Kolsch-Style Beer, 4.9% ABV, 16 IBU • Karbach Brewing Co., Houston, TX

  • KARBACH CRAWFORD BOCK 7

    German Lager, 4.5% ABV, 15 IBU • Karbach Brewing Co., Houston, TX

  • ZIEGENBOCK 7

    Texas Amber Lager, 4.9% ABV, 14 IBU • Anheuser-Busch’s Houston Brewery., Houston, TX

  • SHINER 7

    Bock, 4.4% ABV, 13 IBU • Spoetzl brewery, Shiner, TX

  • SHINER LIGHT BLONDE 7

    American Lager, ABV 4.4%, 9 IBU • Spoetzl Brewery, Shiner TX

  • EUREKA HEIGHTS BUCKLE BUNNY CREAM ALE 8

    Cream Ale, 4.5% ABV, 15 IBU • Eureka Heights Brew Co., Houston, TX

  • BUFFALO BAYOU CRUSH CITY 8

    American IPA, 7.0% ABV, 60 IBU • Buffalo Bayou Brewing Co., Houston, TX

  • MINI BOSS 8

    Double Dry Hopped IPA, 6.8% ABV, 68 IBU • Eureka Heights Brew Co., Houston, TX

  • SAINT ARNOLD LAWNMOWER 8

    German Style Kolsch, 4.9% ABV, 18 IBU • Saint Arnold Brewing Co., Houston, TX

CANNED BEERS & SELTZERS

  • HAPPY DAD 10

    Lemon Lime, Watermelon, Wild Cherry, Pineapple, Fruit Punch

  • LONESTAR 7

BOTTLES

  • BUD LIGHT 6
  • BUDWEISER 6
  • CORONA 7
  • CORONA LIGHT 7
  • DOS EQUIS XX 7
  • DOS EQUIS XX AMBAR 7
  • HEINEKEN 6
  • MICHELOB ULTRA 6
  • MODELO ESPECIAL 7

Mules

  • MOSCOW MULE 13

    Absolut Lime, Ginger Beer, Lime

  • HONCHO TEQUILA MULE 12

    Hornitos Plata, Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Monin Lavender Syrup

  • FLOWER CHILD MULE 12

    Effen Cucumber, Lemon Juice, Ginger Beer, Passionfruit Purée

COCKTAILS

  • MANGO MOJITO 14

    Bacardi, Mango Purée, Lime Juice

  • PERFECT PATRÓN MARGARITA 12

    Patrón Silver, De Kuyper, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Agave Nectar

  • MAPLE BOURBON SMASH 12

    Jim Beam White Label, Lemon, Muddled Mint Leaves, Maple Syrup

  • JALAPEÑO PASSIONFRUIT MARGARITA 12

    Don Julio Silver, De Kuyper Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Passionfruit Purée

  • THE BEES KNEES 13

    Tanqueray Gin, Monin Lavender Syrup, Lemon Juice, Honey

  • MAKE IT OLD FASHIONED 12

    Maker’s Mark, Muddled Orange and Cherry, Orange Bitters, Agave Nectar

  • STRAWBERRY BLONDE MARTINI 13

    Belvedere Vodka, Triple Sec, Strawberry Purée, Lemon Juice

  • BOTTLED’S BLOODY MARY 12

    Tito’s Vodka, Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix, Worcestershire Sauce, Olive Juice

  • THE GEORGIAN 13

    Crown Royal, Peach Liqueur, Fresh Mint, Starry Lemon-Lime

  • ADULT ROOT BEER 14

    Absolut Vanilla and Saint Arnold Old Fashioned Root Beer

  • BLONDE BOMBSHELL 14

    Grey Goose Vodka, Patrón Citrónge, RED BULL YELLOW EDITION

  • WHISKEY HOOCH 12

    Bulleit Bourbon, Giffard Apricot Roussillon, BG Reynolds Cinnamon Syrup, Lemon Juice

  • PABLO ESPRESSO 14

    Patrón Reposado, Kahlúa, Baileys, Frangelico

  • CAPRI SUNDAYS 19

    Truly Strawberry Lemonade Vodka, Pineapple, Blood Orange

  • JUAN DALY 13

    Corrido Reposado, Lemonade, Iced Tea

  • RANCH WATER 12

    Teramana Blanco, Lime Juice, Topo Chico, Tajín Rim

  • BANDIDO PALOMA 12

    El Bandido Blanco, Demerara Syrup, Passion Fruit Puree, Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice

  • MANGO SHOTTA 15

    Mango Jalapeño Tequila, Served Chilled with a Tajin Rim, Garnished with a Lime

FROZEN COCKTAILS

  • CASAMIGOS FROZEN MARGARITA 14

    Casamigos Silver Tequila

  • FROSÉ 12

    Rosé Wine, Ketel One Botanical Grapefruit Rosé, Lemon Juice, Strawberry, Passionfruit, Black Cherry Purée

Specials

TUESDAY

INDUSTRY NIGHT

  • 1/2 OFF BOTTLES

  • 1/2 OFF ACE OF SPADES BRUT

  • 50 CENT WINGS

  • $5 CASAMIGOS REPO

  • 1/2 OFF GREEN & WHITE TEA SHOTS

WEDNESDAY

IYKYK WEDNESDAYS

  • $7 ASTRAL SHOTS

THURDAYS

THROWBACK THURSDAYS

  • $5 MEXICAN CANDY

  • $5 STRAWBERRY BLONDE MARTINI

  • $250 TITO’S BOTTLE

  • $250 CASAMIGOS REPOSADO BOTTLES

  • $200 ASTRAL BOTTLES

FRIDAY

FRIDAY POWER HOUR

  • $5 GREEN TEA SHOTS

***Power Hour (11pm – 12am)***

$100 off Ace of Spades Brut

SATURDAY

SATURDAYS ARE FOR BLUE BOYS

  • $150 BOTTLE OF DEEP EDDY LEMON AND 5 BLUE RED BULLS

  • $5 BLUE BOYS

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