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STARTERS

PIZZA

10″ WITH BLEND OF MOZZARELLA AND PROVOLONE

Ask your server about our pizza of the month!

INSALATAS

MAKE INTO A WRAP +2  |  ADD: CHICKEN +5

SANDWICHES

SERVED WITH HOUSE-MADE FRIES OR SIMPLE SALAD

PASTA

DESSERT

  • CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE 11

    House-made 6 inch cookie, Vanilla ice cream, Chocolate ganache, Shaved dark chocolate

BRUNCH

11AM-3PM • Sat & Sun  |  Available sides: seasonal fruit salad or house breakfast potatoes

  • BREAKFAST SANDWICH 14

    Ham, Bacon, Egg, Sharp American Cheese, Tomato, Basil Pesto, Hash Browns, Seasonal Fruit

  • THE CLASSIC* 14

    Choice of Bacon or Sausage, Eggs any way, Hash Browns, Seasonal Fruit, English Muffin

  • BUTTERFINGER FRENCH TOAST 12

    Vanilla Bean Whip Cream, Butterfinger, Texas Toast, Nutella Cream Cheese

  • HAM & CHEESE* 13

    Black Forest Ham, Sharp American Cheese, Hash Browns, Fruit

  • BREAKFAST BURRITO* 13

    Bacon, Egg, Hash Brown, Cream Cheese, Jalapeño Jam

GF= GLUTEN FREE V= VEGAN

*Items are cooked to order and may be served raw or undercooked with raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

DRAFT BEER

Domestic

  • ANGRY ORCHARD 8

    Hard Apple Cider, 4.0% ABV, 10 IBU • Boston Beer Co., NY

  • BLUEMOON 7

    Wheat Ale, 5.4% ABV, 9 IBU • Blue Moon Brewery, Denver, CO

  • COORS LIGHT 6

    Light Lager, 4.2% ABV, 10 IBU • Coors Brewing Co., Golden, CO

  • MILLER LITE 6

    Light Lager, 4.2% ABV, 10 IBU • Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, WI

Craft

  • STONE IPA 8

    India Pale Ale, 6.9% ABV, 71 IBU • Stone Brewing, Escondido, CA

  • SHINERBOCK 7

    Bock Beer, 4.4% ABV, 13 IBU • Spoetzl Brewerty., TX

  • YUENGLING 7

    American Amber, 4.5% ABV, 16 IBU • DG Yuengling & Son., PA

Import

  • DOS EQUIS XX LAGER ESPECIAL 7

    Mexican Lager, 5.6% ABV, 10 IBU • Cuauhtémoc-Moctezuma Brewery, MEX

  • DOS EQUIS AMBAR 7

    Amber Lager, 4.7% ABV, 22 IBU • Cuauhtémoc-Moctezuma Brewery, MEX

  • MODELO ESPECIAL 7

    Lager, 4.5% ABV, 18 IBU • Groupo Modelo, MEX

  • CORONA PREMIER 7

    Light Mexican Lager, 4.0% ABV, 7 IBU • Grupo Modelo, MEX

  • PACIFICO CLARA 7

    Mexican Lager, 4.5% ABV, 15 IBU • Grupo Modelo, MEX

BOTTLES

Domestic

  • COORS LIGHT 6
  • MICHELOB ULTRA 6
  • MILLER LITE 6

Craft

  • NEW BELGIUM VOODOO RANGER IMPERIAL IPA 8
  • NEW BELGIUM VOODOO RANGER JUICY IPA 8

Import

  • CORONA 7
  • DOS EQUIS XX 7
  • HEINEKEN 7
  • HEINEKEN NA 7
  • MODELO 7
  • MODELO NEGRA 7

Seltzer

  • HAPPY DAD 10

Tall Boys

  • TWISTED TEA 10

ENERGY

  • RED BULL ENERGY DRINK 6
  • RED BULL SUGARFREE 6
  • RED BULL EDITIONS 6

    Tropical, Watermelon, Coconutberry, Blueberry

HYDRATION

  • ACQUA PANNA HYDRATION 5
  • S. PELLEGRINO SPARKLING WATER 6
  • PRIME HYDRATION 6

    Ice Pop, Lemonade

COCKTAILS

  • PLATINUM MARGARITA 16

    Casamigos Reposado Tequila, Cointreau, Fresh Lime Juice, Agave Nectar

  • ESPRESSO MARTNI 14

    Ketel One Vodka, Kahlua, Cold Brew Coffee

  • BOURBON BURLESQUE 14

    Maker’s Mark 46 Bourbon, Black Cherry, Orange Bitters, Barrel Aged Bitters

  • PEACH FUZZ OLD-FASHIONED 14

    Crown Royal Peach Whiskey, Ginger Beer Syrup, Orange Bitters, Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

  • HOT BLONDE! 14

    Santos Mezquila,Lime Cold Pressed Juice, Spicy Mango, PRIME Hydration Lemonade

  • BOUJEE BLUE BOY 12

    Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, St-Germain Elderflower, Passion Fruit, Red Bull Blue Edition (blueberry)

  • GIN & JUICE 12

    The Botanist Gin, Ginger Liqueur, Pineapple-Ginger Cold Pressed Juice, Lime Juice

FROZEN COCKTAILS

  • SOUTHWEST SUNSET MARGARITA 14

    Dobel Blanco Tequila, Triple Sec, Fresh Victors Cactus Pear & Pomegranate Juice, Fresh Lime Juice

DRAFT COCKTAILS

  • CLASSIC MARGARITA 12

    Teremana Blanco Tequila

  • PALOMA 12

    Hornitos Blanco Tequila

  • MULE 12

    White Claw Vodka & Ginger Beer

  • MOJITO 12

    Bacardi Superior Rum

BRUNCH COCKTAILS

  • B.B MARY 12

    Grey Goose Vodka, Barrows Intense Ginger Liqueur, Michelada Love Mix, Lemon Juice

  • MICHELADA 12

    Modelo Negra Bottle, Michelada Love, BBQ Spiced Rub Rim

  • SPICY BLONDE 12

    Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, St Germain, Fresh Lemon Juice, Orgeat

  • COMFORTABLY NUMB 12

    Knob Creek 9 Year Small Batch Bourbon, Solemo Blood Orange Liqueur, Prickly Pear, Lemon Juice

  • BLUSHING CHEEKS 12

    Hendrick’s Gin, Aperol, Strawberry Rose, Prosecco

  • GREEN AGAVE 12

    Patron Silver Tequila, Dekuyper Apple Pucker, Green Apple, Lime Juice, Sea Salt

WINE

  • OYSTER BAY 14/57

    Sauvignon Blanc • Marlborough, NZ

  • MEZZACORONA 22/44

    Pinot Grigio • Trentino, ITA

  • BAROSSA VALLEY 12/44

    Cabernet • Barrosa, AU

  • BROWNE HERITAGE 12/44

    Pinot Noir • Willamette Valley, OR

  • JOSH CELLARS 14/54

    Rosé • Sonoma, CA

  • WHISPERING ANGEL 14/54

    Rosé • Paso Robles, CA

  • THE PALM 11/50

    BY WHISPERING ANGEL • Rosé • Paso Robles, CA

SHAREABLES

  • MIMOSA TOWER 65

    3 Bottles of Champagne • Choice of juice

  • SUPER TUBE BEER TOWER 75/85

    112oz. | Domestic 55 • Import 65

  • BUCKETS OF BEER [5] 75

    DOMESTIC 30 • IMPORT 35

SHOTS

  • OATMEAL COOKIE 13

    Jagermeister, Butterscotch Schnapps, Irish Cream, Cinnamon Schnapps

  • IRISH BREAKFAST 13

    Jameson Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch Schnapps, Orange Juice

  • CANDY APPLE 13

    Crown Royal Apple Whiskey & Crown Maple

  • PB & J 11

    Skrewball Whiskey & Chambord

  • CHARRED PINEAPPLE 10

    Fireball Whiskey & Pineapple Juice

Specials

TUESDAY

INDUSTRY NIGHT

  • 1/2 OFF BOTTLES

  • 1/2 OFF ACE OF SPADES BRUT

  • 50 CENT WINGS

  • $5 CASAMIGOS REPO

  • 1/2 OFF GREEN & WHITE TEA SHOTS

WEDNESDAY

IYKYK WEDNESDAYS

  • $7 ASTRAL SHOTS

THURDAYS

THROWBACK THURSDAYS

  • $5 MEXICAN CANDY

  • $5 STRAWBERRY BLONDE MARTINI

  • $250 TITO’S BOTTLE

  • $250 CASAMIGOS REPOSADO BOTTLES

  • $200 ASTRAL BOTTLES

FRIDAY

FRIDAY POWER HOUR

  • $5 GREEN TEA SHOTS

***Power Hour (11pm – 12am)***

$100 off Ace of Spades Brut

SATURDAY

SATURDAYS ARE FOR BLUE BOYS

  • $150 BOTTLE OF DEEP EDDY LEMON AND 5 BLUE RED BULLS

  • $5 BLUE BOYS

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